Simple Is Perfection.

surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

perhaps because oranges were able to give their name to the color since most oranges are actually orange and not green unlike banana, apple and the rest. if they were green, just in tropical climates where english is not the native language thus they have a different name for it (dalandan in the philippines, cam sành in vietnam, etc.) other languages may have different terms but orange is a universal accepted name for it. (ex. Apfelsine and/or orange in German, etc) and other languages say orange itself. or if not, it derives from the word (ex. une orange in French, naranja in Spanish). and then there is blood orange which is really distinct

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rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 


whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

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whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

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storyofagayboy:

LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES
It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along with 30 other states, does not currently allow same-sex marriage. Despite recent victories in places like Oregon and Pennsylvania, many states are still in court over the issue leading this openly gay judge to politely turn away couples until marriage is equal.
In an interview with the Dallas Voice, Parker said ,“I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people.”
While some are outraged, many applaud Parker, pointing out that same-sex couples have been denied marriages for years and that this is just an ironic dose of how homosexuals are treated.

storyofagayboy:

LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES

It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along with 30 other states, does not currently allow same-sex marriage. Despite recent victories in places like Oregon and Pennsylvania, many states are still in court over the issue leading this openly gay judge to politely turn away couples until marriage is equal.

In an interview with the Dallas Voice, Parker said ,“I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people.”

While some are outraged, many applaud Parker, pointing out that same-sex couples have been denied marriages for years and that this is just an ironic dose of how homosexuals are treated.

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dinklebergsbitch:

"you can listen to your music while you work"

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